Dressing for A Lot Less, Pt Deaux

Another culprit of lesser practicality presented itself while I was flipping through a Victoria's Secret catalog: The 'Deconstructed Tunic.'

Ladies. I have a much better idea. When it's that lovely time of the month and you feel ______ (insert emotion/adverb here), channel this energy. Then, lay flat one of your comfy tunic shirts and stab it incessantly with a knife or scissors...Saves you $55!